A Small Deep Dive On Why The Vibes Are Literally Everything ✨

The only thing that matters to me is the vibe.

Literally.

If the vibes are good, I’m there.

If the vibes are off, I’m out. 

If a task is required (as in necessary boring life things like getting gas or going to the doctor or sitting next to that co-worker who gets on your last nerve UGH) I try to change the vibe by any means necessary.

Since I’ve started Substack, I’ve really really learned that the vibe is everything to meee and I honestly love it so much. It says in my bio that I’m here to create immaculate vibes and I take this job very seriously. I thought I’d make a list and share what’s vibing with me right now and what is absolutely not. If both of these lists vibe with you, then welcome to Older, Wiser, Hotter bb. Without further ado, here is

The current vibe:

• Brat summer (obvi)

• Mornings that are a little bit chilly that remind you that fall is almost here

• 8 hours of sleep AT LEAST

• Regular gym dates 

• Chappell Roan

• Kamala Harris

• Almond milk lattes

• Manicured nails

• Ugly crying to Celine Dion’s Paris Olympic opening ceremony performance on the Eiffel Tower 

• Staying connected with your girlies

• Fall mood boards and wish lists

• Beyonce introducing Team USA (watch here!)

• Personal style > trends 

• The USA women’s gymnastics team 

• Pinterest 

• The TTPD set in the Eras Tour 

• Bows in your hair

• Oversized hoodies

• Bag charms

• Having fun

NOT the vibe:

• JD Vance and Donald Trump 

• Constantly tracking your likes, comments, follows etc.

• Bros in the gym who don’t put their shit away

• Overthinking 

• Clutter 

• Midday Target runs (iykyk) 

• Disgustingly hot and humid weather 

• Being sick 

• Hanger 

• Doom scrolling 

• Anything that upsets your tummy 

And the girls that get it, get it.

Period. 💁🏻‍♀️

Did I miss anything? Let me know in the comments, bestie. 🫶🏼

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